What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:51
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : Because it's month of August.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : No
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
He : Tea ?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Thank you.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Sure.
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : I don't drink
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
He : I'm 24.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!